{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-original","title":"The Original","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaner. Fresher. Better.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bidet, done properly. The Original is a non-electric bidet attachment built to sit quietly in a bathroom you've actually put thought into — considered enough to leave on show, simple enough that you'll forget it was ever a decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt fits most standard toilets. It installs in under ten minutes. It needs no plumber, no electrician, and no power outlet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA genuinely better clean\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDual rear and front wash, with a pressure dial you can set exactly where you want it. Fresh water, every time — nothing stored, nothing recycled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eEffortless, and self-cleaning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe nozzle rinses itself after every use, and adjusts through 21° to sit exactly right. One dial controls everything. There is nothing to learn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFits your toilet. Installs in minutes.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for standard two-piece toilets, round or elongated. Slim enough to sit under the seat without lifting it. Backflow prevention is built in, so your water supply stays your water supply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eBeautiful enough to leave on show\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost bidet attachments look like something you'd hide before guests arrive. This one doesn't. Clean lines, quiet proportions, and nothing that announces itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKinder on the planet, quietly\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe average household gets through around $180 of toilet paper a year. You'll use a fraction of it. We won't make a personality out of that, but it's true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-electric — mechanical, no power required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle adjustable nozzle — rear and front (feminine) wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable water pressure control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-cleaning nozzle, adjustable through 21°\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in backflow prevention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits most standard two-piece toilets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstalls in under 10 minutes, no plumber required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmbient-temperature fresh water (not heated — it runs without electricity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the club.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bidet Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52499353731352,"sku":"TBC-ORIGINAL-01","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/1984\/7960\/files\/product-unit-white-three-quarter-4x5_f579cdd0-e2f9-413e-b3a5-e21eaefee180.jpg?v=1786217971"}],"url":"https:\/\/thebidetclub.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Bidet Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}