Paper was never really the answer — it was just what was there. Water is quicker, gentler and unmistakably cleaner, which is why most of the world has used it for centuries.
The only reason a bidet still feels like a novelty here is that nobody had made one you'd want in a bathroom you'd thought about. So we did.
Undo the two bolts holding your toilet seat and lift it away. This is the fiddliest part of the whole job, and it's about two minutes' work.
It rests on the bowl and lines up with those same two bolt holes. Connect the T-valve to the clean-water line already behind your toilet.
Bolt the seat down over the top and turn the water back on. Nothing to plug in, and nobody to call.
Most bidet attachments are sold like gadgets — loud packaging, louder claims, and a finish that gives the game away the moment guests arrive.
We make one thing, and we make it properly. Considered enough to leave on show, simple enough that you'll forget it was ever a decision.
No — and it doesn't need to be. The Original runs without electricity, so it draws fresh water straight from your existing supply at ambient temperature. Brisk for a second, then it simply feels clean. This is how bidets have worked in most of the world for a very long time.
Almost certainly. It's designed for standard two-piece toilets, round or elongated, which covers the overwhelming majority of homes in the US and Canada. If yours is unusual, email us before you order and we'll tell you honestly.
No. It fits between the toilet and the seat, and connects to the clean-water line already behind your toilet. Everything required is in the box, and it takes under ten minutes. No electrician either — there's nothing to plug in.
The nozzle sits tucked behind a guard until you use it, rinses itself after every use, and never touches you. Backflow prevention is built in, so nothing can travel back into your household water supply.
You have 99 days. Email us and we'll send a prepaid return label and refund you in full — no restocking fee and no explanation required. Installed and used is fine; that's rather the point of a trial.